The Great Debates Part I...

Ok so the first presidential debates were tonight, and well, I was not really impressed. Not really in the mood to post about it now so I will leave it for another day.



I stole this from someone else, but I thought it was too hilarious not to pass along.

I am the very model of a former NATO General.
I'm a war time four star commander, who is also liberal
I proudly served in Vietnam, I'm tested and I'm battle scarred,
Unlike someone who stayed in Texas hiding in the National Gaurd.
I know Herscavina and can spell it cause I'm clever too,
And that is something George W. could never, ever, ever do.
My military knowledge is superior and quite astute.
Unlike the current President, I own my very own flight suit.
I'd be a good Vice President. As you can see, I've got it all,
Although I spoke on my positions on the issues not at all.
In short, on matters economic, national, and liberal
I am the very model of positions which are general.